WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKASS?: (( fuck the new zodiac, if my kid is born april 27th like I was he will be a taurus to me)) →
The New Dates:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16…(( fuck you I’m still a leo, but cancer is cool. ))
((no fuck this shit i am an aquarius not a capricorn))
but
but
I don’t wanna be
a
leo„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„
so I’m a virgo???? okay
i don’t want to be aquarius.
no this doesn’t apply i hate it
FOREVER A TAVROS, FUCK YES MAY 16
… that moment when I look up and realise i meant to put taurus but put tavros
I DON’T EVEN ACT LIKE A VIRGO
I AM NOTHING LIKE A VIRGO I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A SPOT ON LIBRA
HELL I EVEN ACT SCORPIO-ISH AT TIMES
THESE DATES AREN’T ACCURATE, THEY’RE THE DATES IF YOU ADD THE FAKE ASTROLOGY SIGN THAT ISN’T EVEN A SIGN, IT’S A CONSTELLATION
Wh-…I’m an Aquarius now?
But I’ve always identified with Pisces!forever a leo
sigh
11th August you bitch :IIm a Pisces? but that doesnt fit me at all 8C I LIKE BEING AN ARIES
It says I’m a Taurus….fuck that I’ll always be a Gemini :U
I’ve been the perfect Virgo. Why am I a Cancer now?
>8|
Also for the record you guys, this doesn’t apply to anyone born before 2009. :3c
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cani9e reblogged this from -skullkid and added:
NO I LIKE BEING A SCORPIO >:O
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er-nautica reblogged this from grizzlyprincess and added:
Lol I remember this bs. According to this I’m a Pi-quarius.
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prospitution reblogged this from yorshs and added:
I am a Pisces now oh
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lissdexia reblogged this from purgatorgy and added:
The “new” zodiac only matters to people born after 2011 just because the zodiac is new, it’s doesn’t change the...
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thehackerchihiro reblogged this from prismacolors and added:
The new Astrology sign won’t stick, but if it does, YES. I’M GAMZEE
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the-yolocaust reblogged this from demonoflight and added:
fuck you i want to be a goat
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hellcyan reblogged this from startinganewblogunderthesamename and added:
I am now a damn Scorpio. Fuck. That. I am a proud, sweaty, Sagittarius that can’t be tamed. >:I
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narwhal-ninjutsu reblogged this from river-blues and added:
so wait, now im a gemini?
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ze-colour-red reblogged this from corgihustler
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uncle-gamzee reblogged this from commanderlizabiz and added:
Geeze I don’t think it occurs to anyone that your sign IS ALL ABOUT THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTH, not the anniversary every...
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luce-felice reblogged this from dapperbutts and added:
I like being Ophiuchus, too.
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dapperbutts reblogged this from lensbootyshorts and added:
lol my new sign actually fits me better. my new one is the new sign Ophiuchus, I swear I’m the only one on this earth...
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hobbbbbit reblogged this from bubble-butt and added:
cancer forever fucking new zodiac actually ours don’t change it applies to the new generation I think :I whatevs I’m...
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bubble-butt reblogged this from lesbang and added:
cancer for fucking life bitches I ain’t no gemini
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milk-and-toast reblogged this from rinnykins and added:
(( FUCK NO THIS IS RETARDED. WHO DID THIS. I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN. WHO WOULD EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO DO THIS))
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sinceremystic reblogged this from sycophantism and added:
GOOD because im STAYING LIBRA. >:]
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pothead-the-porcupine reblogged this from bombermens and added:
Mine didn’t change.
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prophet-0f-fluff reblogged this from will-draw-for-grist and added:
No. I refuse to be a Virgo! I was born a Libra! 4ND 1 SH4LL D13 4 L1BR4! >:]
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luvsalot reblogged this from sycophantism and added:
I actually fit Cancer so much better than Leo, based on all the personality trait things I’ve read… I wish this was real...
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thegreatratsby reblogged this from bad-booty-shaking-pickanosis and added:
What sovietstuck said. :| I’ve always identified as a Libra and honestly, it kinda fits me the most when you look at the...
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sycophantism reblogged this from bad-booty-shaking-pickanosis and added:
I’ve been the perfect Virgo. Why am I a Cancer now? >8| Also for the record you guys, this doesn’t apply to anyone born...
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tricksterstump reblogged this from lensbootyshorts and added:
same yeah hahaha i’d rather be forevver alone than ON A MURDEROUS MOTHERFUCKIN RAMPAGE or DoPed Up LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR...
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bad-booty-shaking-pickanosis reblogged this from smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty and added:
It says I’m a Taurus….fuck that I’ll always be a Gemini :U
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choco-tan99 reblogged this from miki-tan and added:
Forever Aquarius!!
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cum-guzzling-guttermech reblogged this from robbiebaldwin and added:
Dude, the new constellation isn’t a part of the new zodiac. Nothing is changing, there’s no need to freak out. I mean,...
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oscitantego reblogged this from theknightofsnark and added:
Wait I thought the new ones were just for those born on that year it was introduced or later??? Like, I’m an Aries since...
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nawna-lynn reblogged this from kottykuns and added:
You realize that anyone born before this change is still where the were when they were born, right? Only new babies and...
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unreflectingkaleidoscope reblogged this from rinnykins and added:
To hell with this. I don’t see a thirteenth troll anywhere, therefore this is bullshark.
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arcadepixel reblogged this from commanderlizabiz and added:
good i dont wanna be a CAPRICORN dsjkajdsugh
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knight-of-day reblogged this from theknightofsnark and added:
Fuck, I’m always a Cancer! There aren’t many Gemini in my family because there’s no doubles in my family.
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secretlydavestrider reblogged this from theknightofsnark and added:
Wait so now I’m an Aquarius?
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sporadic-inspiration reblogged this from kawaiivantas and added:
still a Virgo, just barely though.
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kitty-katskratch reblogged this from koishi--komeiji and added:
Lick my clit, I’m staying as a Scorpio.
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amouisrafel reblogged this from daikonjou and added:
Yeah, no, sorry, I’ll always be a Libra. It’s got such a nice ring to it, damn it! FREAKING SCALES ARE BOSS.
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timewithtoki reblogged this from rinnykins and added:
Suddenly. I’m Travos. But when I read that it was false, I’m suddenly Sollux again. lol
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theycallmeshnur reblogged this from smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty and added:
FOREVER A CANCEROUS INVERTEBRATE.
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rustybirdcage reblogged this from startinganewblogunderthesamename and added:
i`m a virgo now!?…NO I WANNA STAY A LIBRA…
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konoharuka reblogged this from ohverycreative and added:
yeah and this is astrology is it not lets stay with the astrology ones ok
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